Thursday, June 10, 2010

Ten Things Every Woman Should Know How To Do:

1. Drive a stick shift.
2. Start a grill.
3. Gracefully thwart the advances of an undesirable male suitor.
4. Hem her own jeans.
5. Roll a cigarette even if she doesn't smoke.
6. Give herself a haircut.
7. Catch a fish and filet it.
8. Play at least one musical instrument.
9. Greetings in at least 4 languages.
10. Drive a motorcycle.

I am missing: #1, #7, and #10. And I'm currently working on #8.

Maybe by the end of the year, I'll have at least one of the 3 taken care of.

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